Big News: Launching Paper Cards & Merch + Giveaway

We finally did it! Our brand now lives NOT just on your screen, but on your shirts, mugs, and in your hands with eco-friendly paper A7 (5" x 7") cards. Think of it as our humor and honesty printed and ready to live in your house and in someone’s mailbox.

Watch the full unboxing video 👉 https://youtu.be/a8PmPGDYCJA

Here’s what we’ve got:

• Paper Cards: The same no-sugarcoating humor, now in crisp, full-color prints you can actually hand to someone. Unless you have social anxiety. In that case, mail it bro.

• T-Shirts: Wear your attitude proudly with our shirts. Will you stand out? I don’t know. Will they make you cool? No. We are not a Lincoln car commercial. You’ll still have the same problems than before. Work on that.

• Mugs: For coffee, tea, matcha or whatever gets you through the day. You know what I’m talking about. Maybe not you but the other person I’m talking to.

The Giveaway 👕

We’re giving away free merch to a few lucky winners. All you have to do is:

1. Record a pic or reaction video of you opening our merch or reading one of our cards.

2. Send it to info@smartass.cards with your T-shirt size.*

3. That’s it! You’re in the running.

If we post your videos or pics (so make it good—funny, heartfelt, ugly crying, whatever your truth is), you win a shirt 🔥For free. If you have a personal story you want to share?

Even better. We all heal a little quicker by laughing and sharing.

Our cards are about real reactions, and nothing sells “real” better than people’s face when they read them.

Thank you!

Team Smartass

* By sending us your pics or videos, you’re giving Smartass.cards permission to use them on our site, social, and marketing. In other words: if you email it, you’re cool with us posting it publicly.