Frequently Asked Questions

We’ve leveraged our background in standup comedy along with our personal experience with grief & loss to create cards that will make people laugh. No platitudes, no forced positivity. Just raw dark humor for people going through something.

Right now, we’re all about e-cards—because they’re instant, don’t get lost in the mail, and, most importantly, deliver the hilarious audio that makes our dark humor hit just right. But if you really miss licking envelopes, join our mailing list. Eco-friendly physical cards are coming soon.

Here’s our snazzy step by step guide. However, if you experience any technical issues, drop us a note in the Contact Us page.

Yep! See step 11 in our step by step guide. Click on “Schedule” to send the card anytime you want.

Absolutely! See step 9 in our step by step guide. Adding a personal message is an optional section. You can let the card speak for itself or add your own note.

Since e-cards are delivered instantly, we can’t exactly take them back. But if something goes wrong, reach out support@smartass.cards, and we’ll make it right. We’re smartasses, not jerks.

Absolutely! If your idea is funny, heartfelt, or just downright brilliant, send it our way support@smartass.cards. We’re unable to pay for ideas at the moment, but we’d be glad to give you credit (or at least bragging rights).

Nice try, but no. All our card designs, text, and audio are copyrighted, which means you can’t copy, print, or reuse them without permission. If you love our work that much, the best way to support us is to buy a card (or ten). If you have a special request for licensing or collaboration, hit us up support@smartass.cards —we’re open to ideas, but not to getting ripped off.