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Funny Dog Sympathy Card – “Sorry for Your Loss but Guess What Part of Your Body Won’t Miss Your Pet” – Blank Inside, SmartAss Support Card
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Funny Cat Sympathy Card – “Sorry for Your Loss but Guess What Part of Your Body Won’t Miss Your Pet” – Blank Inside, SmartAss Support Card
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Funny Wedding Card – “Congratulations on Getting Married. I’m Sure It’ll Work Out” – Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Christmas Card – “Merry Christmas. You Shouldn’t Be Alone Today. I Think McDonald’s Is Open” – Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Christmas Card –“Merry Christmas- I wasn't Going To Get You a Card But You Got Me One...So Here” – Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Christmas Card –“Merry Christmas! You Can Throw this Away. There's No Money in It”– Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Anniversary Card – “The Eleanor” Repurposed Mother’s Day Card – Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Anniversary Card – “Happy Anniversary! Sure, I’d Love to Hear That Same Story Again” – Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Thank You Card –“Thank You! We're Even Now, Right?”– Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Thank You Card –"Thank You! I Did More For You Though”– Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Thank You Card –“Thank You! You Could Have Done a Little Bit More But Didn't”– Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Support Card – “Life Hits Like a Bike with No Seat” – Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Support Card – “Bad Days Shouldn't Be Spent Alone. They Should Be Spent With Another Unhealthy Eater”– Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Get Well Card – “Sorry You’re in the Hospital. Relax! Soon You’ll Be Back Home Telling Everybody What Their Problem Is” – Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Support Card –“Today Might Suck But Tomorrow? Tomorrow Might Suck Too”– Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Support Card –“Letting Go Can Be Hard. But Reminding People That They Owe You Money Can Be Hard Too” – Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Support/Pet Sympathy Card –“Life is Short but Love is Forever...p.s I Hid a Turd Somewhere in the House LOL”– Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Support Card –“And The Lord Replied, "I Love You and Would Never Leave You During Diffic- Hol' Up. I Gotta Take This"– Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Support Card –“It's OK To Bail On Shit. I'm Using You As An Excuse To Get Out of Something Next Week”– Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Support Card –“As One Ugly Crier To Another- Tone It Down a Little”– Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Get Well Card – “You're Bigger Than This But I Am Still Better Than You”– Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Support Card –“You're Bigger Than This But I Am Still Better Than You”– Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Support Card –“I Know You're Going Through A Lot Right Now. It's Going To Be Challenging...For Me To Make Fun of You But I Will Try”– Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Get Well Card –“I Know You're Going Through A Lot Right Now. It's Going To Be Challenging...For Me To Make Fun of You But I Will Try”– Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Get Well Card –“Yo-I Know They Gave You Pain Meds and I Was Just Wondering If You Have Any...You Know...Any, Um...EXTR- F**k It! Get Well”– Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Support Card –“It's Hard Because Mom is No Longer Here. Even Harder For You Because I Was Her Favorite”– Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Support Card –“It's Hard Because Dad is No Longer Here. Even Harder for You Because I was His Favorite”– Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Support Card –“This Does Not Define You. But That Haircut You Had in High School Does”– Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Support Card –“Always check in on your furry little critter friends. Make sure they are eating, drinking, & washing their ass…check in on your pets too” – Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Support Card –“Don't Give Up. Just Dream Way Smaller”– Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Get Well Card – “Sorry You're Not Feeling Well. Take a Deep Breath and Know That You're Letting Everybody Down”– Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Support Card –“You Can't Run From All of Your Problems. But You Can Run From Most of Them”– Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Birthday Card – “The Eleanor” Repurposed Mother’s Day Card – Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Birthday Card – “Happy Birthday. You Can Throw This Away, There’s No Money in It” – Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Birthday Card – “Happy Birthday! I Stopped Celebrating Mine When I Grew Up”– Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Birthday Card – “Happy Birthday. Let’s Not Make It All About You” – Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Support Card –“You Shouldn't Be Alone Today. Let's Get Lunch! (your turn to buy)”– Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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Funny Support Card –“Hey, Twinkle Tits, I'm Thinking Of You. But That's It! Anything More and I have To Charge” – Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card
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