This unisex heavy cotton tee captures that divine delay with just the right amount of sass and mystery.
Whether you’re lounging, spiraling, or showing up to brunch slightly unhinged, this shirt's got your back with soft fabric, a classic fit, and a message that says, “I don’t take life—or the afterlife—too seriously.”
Ideal for:
* People who believe in something
* People who believe in nothing
* People who just think the joke is funny
Product features
- Seamless construction for reduced fabric waste and sleek appearance
- Elastic ribbed neckline for lasting shape retention
- Shoulder tape adds stability, enhancing durability
- Soft, 100% ring-spun cotton fabric for all-day comfort
- Ethically sourced materials certified for safety and quality assurance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This unisex heavy cotton tee captures that divine delay with just the right amount of sass and mystery.
Whether you’re lounging, spiraling, or showing up to brunch slightly unhinged, this shirt's got your back with soft fabric, a classic fit, and a message that says, “I don’t take life—or the afterlife—too seriously.”
Ideal for:
* People who believe in something
* People who believe in nothing
* People who just think the joke is funny
Product features
- Seamless construction for reduced fabric waste and sleek appearance
- Elastic ribbed neckline for lasting shape retention
- Shoulder tape adds stability, enhancing durability
- Soft, 100% ring-spun cotton fabric for all-day comfort
- Ethically sourced materials certified for safety and quality assurance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
