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Merch Funny Jesus Tee - "And The Lord Replied, 'Hol' Up! I Gotta Take This!'" - Unisex Lightweight T-Shirt, Gift for Religious & Non-Religious Friends, Everyday Wear
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Funny Jesus Tee - "And The Lord Replied, 'Hol' Up! I Gotta Take This!'" - Unisex Lightweight T-Shirt, Gift for Religious & Non-Religious Friends, Everyday Wear

$20.00

He hears your prayers… just not right this second.

This “Hol’ Up, I Gotta Take This” tee features our Savior caught mid-phone convo, hand raised like, “bruh, give me a sec.” It’s a heavenly blend of streetwear energy and Christian meme culture, perfect for anyone who loves a little holy humor with their Sunday fit.

Whether you're shopping for a believer with a good sense of humor or rocking it yourself to dodge small talk at church picnics, this shirt delivers comfort, laughs, and just enough irreverence to keep things interesting.

Details:

  • Unisex fit

  • Soft, breathable fabric (because miracles shouldn’t itch)

  • Print-on-demand (eco-conscious + guilt-free, amen)



Product features
- Without side seams for a smoother finish and less waste.
- Elastic ribbed knit collar retains its shape over time.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams for added durability.
- Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for exceptional comfort.
- Ethically produced using US cotton with Oeko-Tex certification for safety.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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He hears your prayers… just not right this second.

This “Hol’ Up, I Gotta Take This” tee features our Savior caught mid-phone convo, hand raised like, “bruh, give me a sec.” It’s a heavenly blend of streetwear energy and Christian meme culture, perfect for anyone who loves a little holy humor with their Sunday fit.

Whether you're shopping for a believer with a good sense of humor or rocking it yourself to dodge small talk at church picnics, this shirt delivers comfort, laughs, and just enough irreverence to keep things interesting.

Details:

  • Unisex fit

  • Soft, breathable fabric (because miracles shouldn’t itch)

  • Print-on-demand (eco-conscious + guilt-free, amen)



Product features
- Without side seams for a smoother finish and less waste.
- Elastic ribbed knit collar retains its shape over time.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams for added durability.
- Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for exceptional comfort.
- Ethically produced using US cotton with Oeko-Tex certification for safety.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

He hears your prayers… just not right this second.

This “Hol’ Up, I Gotta Take This” tee features our Savior caught mid-phone convo, hand raised like, “bruh, give me a sec.” It’s a heavenly blend of streetwear energy and Christian meme culture, perfect for anyone who loves a little holy humor with their Sunday fit.

Whether you're shopping for a believer with a good sense of humor or rocking it yourself to dodge small talk at church picnics, this shirt delivers comfort, laughs, and just enough irreverence to keep things interesting.

Details:

  • Unisex fit

  • Soft, breathable fabric (because miracles shouldn’t itch)

  • Print-on-demand (eco-conscious + guilt-free, amen)



Product features
- Without side seams for a smoother finish and less waste.
- Elastic ribbed knit collar retains its shape over time.
- Shoulder tape stabilizes seams for added durability.
- Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton for exceptional comfort.
- Ethically produced using US cotton with Oeko-Tex certification for safety.

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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