And the Lord replied, "Hol' up. I gotta take this" | Funny Unisex Tee, Jesus Quote, Spiritual Humor Shirt, Gift for All Walks
This unisex heavy cotton tee captures that divine delay with just the right amount of sass and mystery.
Whether you’re lounging, spiraling, or showing up to brunch slightly unhinged, this shirt's got your back with soft fabric, a classic fit, and a message that says, “I don’t take life—or the afterlife—too seriously.”
Ideal for:
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People who believe in something
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People who believe in nothing
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People who just think the joke is funny
Product Features:
Shoulder tape adds strength and stability to the seams. - Made from one-piece tubular knit for a sleek look with reduced waste. - Ribbed collar retains its shape while ensuring comfort. - Crafted from high-quality, responsibly sourced cotton and blended materials for durability. - Features dual printing techniques for vibrant, detailed graphics that stand out.
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat”
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This unisex heavy cotton tee captures that divine delay with just the right amount of sass and mystery.
Whether you’re lounging, spiraling, or showing up to brunch slightly unhinged, this shirt's got your back with soft fabric, a classic fit, and a message that says, “I don’t take life—or the afterlife—too seriously.”
Ideal for:
-
People who believe in something
-
People who believe in nothing
-
People who just think the joke is funny
Product Features:
Shoulder tape adds strength and stability to the seams. - Made from one-piece tubular knit for a sleek look with reduced waste. - Ribbed collar retains its shape while ensuring comfort. - Crafted from high-quality, responsibly sourced cotton and blended materials for durability. - Features dual printing techniques for vibrant, detailed graphics that stand out.
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat”
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This unisex heavy cotton tee captures that divine delay with just the right amount of sass and mystery.
Whether you’re lounging, spiraling, or showing up to brunch slightly unhinged, this shirt's got your back with soft fabric, a classic fit, and a message that says, “I don’t take life—or the afterlife—too seriously.”
Ideal for:
-
People who believe in something
-
People who believe in nothing
-
People who just think the joke is funny
Product Features:
Shoulder tape adds strength and stability to the seams. - Made from one-piece tubular knit for a sleek look with reduced waste. - Ribbed collar retains its shape while ensuring comfort. - Crafted from high-quality, responsibly sourced cotton and blended materials for durability. - Features dual printing techniques for vibrant, detailed graphics that stand out.
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat”
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |