Some shirts lie to you. This one doesn’t.
“Today might suck, but tomorrow? Tomorrow might suck too” isn’t just a mood—it’s a lifestyle. Paired with a foot mid-step into a pile of poop, this tee is the emotional equivalent of checking the weather forecast and still forgetting your umbrella.
It’s for the realists. The over-it crowd. The ones who find comfort in calling it like it is, not sugarcoating it. Wear it when you’re tired of toxic positivity and just want to laugh about the mess.
Product features
- Without side seams for a sleek look and reduced fabric waste.
- Ribbed collar retains shape and offers a comfortable fit.
- Shoulder tape for added stability, preventing stretching over time.
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth, durable feel.
- Ethically sourced, meeting high standards for safety and production.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Product features
- Without side seams for a sleek look and reduced fabric waste.
- Ribbed collar retains shape and offers a comfortable fit.
- Shoulder tape for added stability, preventing stretching over time.
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth, durable feel.
- Ethically sourced, meeting high standards for safety and production.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Some shirts lie to you. This one doesn’t.
“Today might suck, but tomorrow? Tomorrow might suck too” isn’t just a mood—it’s a lifestyle. Paired with a foot mid-step into a pile of poop, this tee is the emotional equivalent of checking the weather forecast and still forgetting your umbrella.
It’s for the realists. The over-it crowd. The ones who find comfort in calling it like it is, not sugarcoating it. Wear it when you’re tired of toxic positivity and just want to laugh about the mess.
Product features
- Without side seams for a sleek look and reduced fabric waste.
- Ribbed collar retains shape and offers a comfortable fit.
- Shoulder tape for added stability, preventing stretching over time.
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth, durable feel.
- Ethically sourced, meeting high standards for safety and production.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Product features
- Without side seams for a sleek look and reduced fabric waste.
- Ribbed collar retains shape and offers a comfortable fit.
- Shoulder tape for added stability, preventing stretching over time.
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth, durable feel.
- Ethically sourced, meeting high standards for safety and production.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
