Funny Support Card – “Bad Days Shouldn't Be Spent Alone. They Should Be Spent With Another Unhealthy Eater”– Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card

$5.99

Some days are garbage. So bring a friend who snacks like a raccoon in a Waffle House dumpster.

This card isn’t about fixing anything—it’s about enabling each other through carbs and emotional damage. For the person who doesn’t need a pep talk, just someone to spiral with over a family-size bag of chips.

  • A7 size (5" x 7")/Blank inside. Printed on recycled paper and is Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) certified & Green Seal certified (because shared delusion is sustainable).

Some days are garbage. So bring a friend who snacks like a raccoon in a Waffle House dumpster.

This card isn’t about fixing anything—it’s about enabling each other through carbs and emotional damage. For the person who doesn’t need a pep talk, just someone to spiral with over a family-size bag of chips.

  • A7 size (5" x 7")/Blank inside. Printed on recycled paper and is Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) certified & Green Seal certified (because shared delusion is sustainable).