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Some cards promise joy. Some promise cash. This one manages expectations immediately.
Perfect for the person who opens envelopes like they’re panning for gold — or for anyone who appreciates honesty during a season full of forced cheer and fake surprises. It’s a little rude, a little accurate, and somehow still says: I thought of you.
Holiday-neutral. Emotionally specific. Financially disappointing (on purpose).
A7 size (5" x 7"). Blank inside. Printed on recycled paper and is Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) certified & Green Seal certified (because even when there’s no money inside, at least the paper’s doing something responsible).*
Some cards promise joy. Some promise cash. This one manages expectations immediately.
Perfect for the person who opens envelopes like they’re panning for gold — or for anyone who appreciates honesty during a season full of forced cheer and fake surprises. It’s a little rude, a little accurate, and somehow still says: I thought of you.
Holiday-neutral. Emotionally specific. Financially disappointing (on purpose).
A7 size (5" x 7"). Blank inside. Printed on recycled paper and is Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) certified & Green Seal certified (because even when there’s no money inside, at least the paper’s doing something responsible).*