Funny Birthday Card – “Happy Birthday. You Can Throw This Away, There’s No Money in It” – Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card

$5.99

Let’s skip the fake suspense—there’s no cash in here. Just a card. A funny, mildly disappointing, brutally honest card. Perfect for the person who checks for money before reading the message.

  • A7 size (5" x 7")/Blank inside. Printed on recycled paper and is Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) certified & Green Seal certified (because expectations should be responsible)

Let’s skip the fake suspense—there’s no cash in here. Just a card. A funny, mildly disappointing, brutally honest card. Perfect for the person who checks for money before reading the message.

  • A7 size (5" x 7")/Blank inside. Printed on recycled paper and is Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) certified & Green Seal certified (because expectations should be responsible)