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Happy Birthday! You Can Throw This Away. There's No Money In It

$5.99

Let’s skip the fake suspense—there’s no cash in here. Just a card. A funny, mildly disappointing, brutally honest card. Perfect for the friend who checks for money before reading the message.

Blank inside. Printed on recycled paper and is Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) certified & Green Seal certified.

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Let’s skip the fake suspense—there’s no cash in here. Just a card. A funny, mildly disappointing, brutally honest card. Perfect for the friend who checks for money before reading the message.

Blank inside. Printed on recycled paper and is Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) certified & Green Seal certified.

Let’s skip the fake suspense—there’s no cash in here. Just a card. A funny, mildly disappointing, brutally honest card. Perfect for the friend who checks for money before reading the message.

Blank inside. Printed on recycled paper and is Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) certified & Green Seal certified.