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Paper Cards Hey, Twinkle Tits, I'm Thinking Of You. But That's It! Anything More and I have To Charge
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Hey, Twinkle Tits, I'm Thinking Of You. But That's It! Anything More and I have To Charge

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For when you care... just not enough to waive your emotional service fees. This card delivers just the right amount of affection, with a healthy dose of shits & giggles. Perfect for friends who know your love language is sarcasm. Blank inside. Printed on recycled paper and is Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) certified & Green Seal certified.

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For when you care... just not enough to waive your emotional service fees. This card delivers just the right amount of affection, with a healthy dose of shits & giggles. Perfect for friends who know your love language is sarcasm. Blank inside. Printed on recycled paper and is Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) certified & Green Seal certified.

For when you care... just not enough to waive your emotional service fees. This card delivers just the right amount of affection, with a healthy dose of shits & giggles. Perfect for friends who know your love language is sarcasm. Blank inside. Printed on recycled paper and is Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) certified & Green Seal certified.

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