Funny Support Card –“It's OK To Bail On Shit. I'm Using You As An Excuse To Get Out of Something Next Week”– Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card

$5.99

Real friendship means bailing...strategically. This card is for the person who needs to hear that it’s okay to back out—and a reminder that you’ll be doing the exact same thing soon, using them as your excuse. Equal parts supportive and self-serving, like all great friendships.
Blank inside. Printed on recycled paper and is Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) certified & Green Seal certified (because mutual flakiness should leave a lighter footprint).

Real friendship means bailing...strategically. This card is for the person who needs to hear that it’s okay to back out—and a reminder that you’ll be doing the exact same thing soon, using them as your excuse. Equal parts supportive and self-serving, like all great friendships.
Blank inside. Printed on recycled paper and is Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) certified & Green Seal certified (because mutual flakiness should leave a lighter footprint).