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Merry Christmas! You Can Throw this Away. There's No Money in It

$5.99

Finally, a Christmas card that respects your time. No glitter, no heartfelt letter, and definitely no cash — just a quick laugh and permission to chuck it guilt-free. For the friend or family member who expects nothing… and gets exactly that.

Blank inside. Printed on recycled paper and is Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) certified & Green Seal certified (because even throwaway cards can be low-waste).

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Finally, a Christmas card that respects your time. No glitter, no heartfelt letter, and definitely no cash — just a quick laugh and permission to chuck it guilt-free. For the friend or family member who expects nothing… and gets exactly that.

Blank inside. Printed on recycled paper and is Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) certified & Green Seal certified (because even throwaway cards can be low-waste).

Finally, a Christmas card that respects your time. No glitter, no heartfelt letter, and definitely no cash — just a quick laugh and permission to chuck it guilt-free. For the friend or family member who expects nothing… and gets exactly that.

Blank inside. Printed on recycled paper and is Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) certified & Green Seal certified (because even throwaway cards can be low-waste).