Funny Christmas Card – “Merry Christmas. You Shouldn’t Be Alone Today. I Think McDonald’s Is Open” – Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card

$5.99

Nothing says “holiday spirit” like a passive-aggressive nudge toward human connection. This card is for the person pretending they’re totally fine spending Christmas alone.

It’s snarky, sure — but it’s also your way of saying: my couch has your name on it (and if you can bring some McNuggets over that would be bomb).

Blank inside. Printed on recycled paper and is Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) certified & Green Seal certified (because feelings are compostable- just like those McNuggets…eventually).

Nothing says “holiday spirit” like a passive-aggressive nudge toward human connection. This card is for the person pretending they’re totally fine spending Christmas alone.

It’s snarky, sure — but it’s also your way of saying: my couch has your name on it (and if you can bring some McNuggets over that would be bomb).

Blank inside. Printed on recycled paper and is Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) certified & Green Seal certified (because feelings are compostable- just like those McNuggets…eventually).