Funny Christmas Card – “Merry Christmas. You Shouldn’t Be Alone Today. I Think McDonald’s Is Open” – Blank Inside, SmartAss Greeting Card

$5.99

Nothing says “holiday spirit” like a passive-aggressive nudge toward human connection. This card is for the person pretending they’re totally fine spending Christmas alone.

It’s snarky, sure — but it’s also your way of saying: my couch has your name on it (and if you can bring some McNuggets over that would be bomb).

  • A7 size (5" x 7")/Blank inside. Printed on recycled paper and is Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) certified & Green Seal certified (because feelings are compostable- just like those McNuggets…eventually).

Nothing says “holiday spirit” like a passive-aggressive nudge toward human connection. This card is for the person pretending they’re totally fine spending Christmas alone.

It’s snarky, sure — but it’s also your way of saying: my couch has your name on it (and if you can bring some McNuggets over that would be bomb).

  • A7 size (5" x 7")/Blank inside. Printed on recycled paper and is Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) certified & Green Seal certified (because feelings are compostable- just like those McNuggets…eventually).