





Sorry You're in the Hospital. RELAX! Soon, You'll Be Back Home- Sitting on the Couch, Telling Everybody What Their Problem Is
A no-nonsense get-well card for the person who’s too tough to stay down. This card delivers a reminder that their hospital stay is just a short pit stop—and soon they’ll be back home, comfortably bossing everyone around and talking shit like it’s nothing. Perfect for anyone who bounces back faster than you can say “discharge” (ew). Blank inside. Printed on recycled paper and is Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) certified & Green Seal certified (because even badasses deserve a green recovery).
A no-nonsense get-well card for the person who’s too tough to stay down. This card delivers a reminder that their hospital stay is just a short pit stop—and soon they’ll be back home, comfortably bossing everyone around and talking shit like it’s nothing. Perfect for anyone who bounces back faster than you can say “discharge” (ew). Blank inside. Printed on recycled paper and is Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) certified & Green Seal certified (because even badasses deserve a green recovery).
A no-nonsense get-well card for the person who’s too tough to stay down. This card delivers a reminder that their hospital stay is just a short pit stop—and soon they’ll be back home, comfortably bossing everyone around and talking shit like it’s nothing. Perfect for anyone who bounces back faster than you can say “discharge” (ew). Blank inside. Printed on recycled paper and is Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) certified & Green Seal certified (because even badasses deserve a green recovery).