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Paper Cards This Does Not Define You. But That Haircut You Had in High School Does
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This Does Not Define You. But That Haircut You Had in High School Does

$5.99

Some people have been through a lot—but nothing haunts them like that high school haircut. This card offers comfort, accountability, and a painful reminder that some crimes against style live forever. Perfect for friends or family who need support and need to be humbled.

Blank inside. Printed on recycled paper and is Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) certified & Green Seal certified.

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Some people have been through a lot—but nothing haunts them like that high school haircut. This card offers comfort, accountability, and a painful reminder that some crimes against style live forever. Perfect for friends or family who need support and need to be humbled.

Blank inside. Printed on recycled paper and is Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) certified & Green Seal certified.

Some people have been through a lot—but nothing haunts them like that high school haircut. This card offers comfort, accountability, and a painful reminder that some crimes against style live forever. Perfect for friends or family who need support and need to be humbled.

Blank inside. Printed on recycled paper and is Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) certified & Green Seal certified.

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